How to move in on a girl YOH STYLE!

Hello,

What!? your asking me how to move in on a girl and not get rejected?..well...im the wrong guy to ask :'(
No im joking..i had a ..lets say..fair share of gals back in my day..So.. there is NO NEED for you to be frightened about a girl..focus that fright on what you see in the mirror..
No but, think of it this way.. you are a normal dude...she is a normal dude..i mean a girl.. what!? and therefore dont think of her being like a mother nature..or something.. and even if she was mother nature, no point in getting afraid of being rejected by her for the second time..KABAYUM!
Does it burn? use some ointment <3

Anyways to get any girl, you need to be funny..damn it man.. im point out everything that you dont have..sheesh.. ok.. go by a different plan. You walk up to a girl..right..and you just tell her.. Listen... its ..its..to late to apologize.. but.. i should have never broken up with you... but shit happens you know...heh... let mne kiss you one last time..and than im out of your life..and you kiss her, get beaten the crap out of you by her 6'4" boyfriend, but at least you get a kiss <3

Stay tuned for another exciting episode of how to get turned down by a bitch in styleee!

The jokes start NOW

Hey guys,

Thank you for reading my blog. Let me tell you a thing or two about myself.

My Name is Lazar..yes..to most of you it sounds either like LIZARD or LASER.. but its not. it is Lah Zar. Buuuut because most of the people cant pronounce it well, my name will be changed to YoH for the purpose of this blog.
Anyways.. I was always the top on the FUN chain back in the kindergarten( ok i didnt go to a kindergarten..), school, middle school, old school, really old school, college, work, a retirement home, and yes..im 102 years old.
No.. i am 22 years young, but i prefer to be 18..so when people ask me HEY THERE FRIEND!? :D HOW OLD ARE YOU!? I say..old enough to fu... 18 Years old my good friend.

Anyways.. to sum it all up. i am really funny and i have original jokes that NO ONE..and i mean NO ONE.. has ever used before.
I will be posting short blogs, jokes me and my friends make up, anything that is actualy worth mentioning.

Soon i will be posting videos again on my YOUTUBE... so please go and check me out :D

http://www.youtube.com/user/TerrorGrimmJaw